Basic Account, Created on 4 July 2005 (#7624566), Last updated on 12 April 2009 [Gift]
1. An attempt by college girls to prove how open they are with their sexuality, although they need to be reminded that holding hands and kissing isn't being "bisexual." You've gotta get in there and do the deed. For the boys, it's another attempt to prove that they're cool and "sensitive.", but they probably won't go for the cock when the time comes to suck.
2. A fag who has installed a window in his closet.
Note: There are no real bisexuals, even if they've usually made it out of college and into the real world.
Real bisexuals have this discernible common trait: they spend most of their free time demonstrating to everyone that they are not fake bisexuals. In all other respects they are identical to fake bisexuals.
Fake bisexuals are insane, depressed and suffer from a malady of internet diseases. They hate missing out on anything so they are ironically always thirty seconds too late. Their sexual indecision, more often than not, reflects their overall attitude to life. They are more often than not liars and white.
Any group of bisexuals will generally be a sorry crowd with one unifying characteristic: they're fucking ugly and can't get any, so they're forced into what they claim is bisexuality as a way of increasing their dismal chances. These groups' existence serve to compound real bisexuals' extreme difficulty in finding attractive, relatively stable dates. (Compare: swingers)
A step behind even fake bisexuals, legitimately bi-curious people with cock crave teh cock while those with pu55y crave teh pu55y, but are too chicken-shit to do anything about it. Others, however, like fake bisexuals are merely in it for the street cred (see, for example, Daddy's Money Lesbian).
Breeders often confess their bi-curiousity to fags in an attempt to create some kind of cocksucker solidarity. What they fail to realise, however, is that this is as lame as telling a black guy you once had a really deep tan.
See also: Attention whore